Tumhari shaadi usse nahin hogi jise tum prem karti ho … tumhari shaadi usse hogi jise main prem karta hoon
Joh apna naam short karde, woh kaam bhi chota hi karega
Kaun kambakht kehta hai ki Hitler mar gaya?
Jiske paas mooch nahin … uske paas mann hi nahin hai
Aap police officer nahin … foolish officer
Maaf nahin, main tujhe saaf kar doonga
National dress ka mazaak nahin udayoge toh broadminded kaise kehe jaoge
Kaam karna ho … toh waqt ka mooh nahin dekhna chahiye
